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Many people don’t understand why taxing the rich canada goose store leads to a better economy, even with someone as savvy as canada goose black friday sale President Obama pushing the idea.

You could just look to the 1990s: Taxes canada goose outlet uk on the rich were higher, and the economy was booming. That’s a pretty strong correlation and as they say in scientific circles, “Correlation is sorta like canada goose outlet black friday causation.”

A farmer had Canada Goose Parka a goose that laid a golden egg once a day, until he tried cutting the goose open to get all the gold at once and ended up with no more golden eggs. Similarly, rich people lay golden eggs of jobs and tax revenue each year and, as tempting as it is to just cut rich people open and confiscate all their wealth, it’s not really a good idea. That would be killing the goose that lays the canada canada goose outlet goose outlet online uk golden eggs.

But suppose, instead of killing the goose because you’re unsatisfied with its golden egg output, you just punched it really hard in the face. That’s perfectly fine; it won’t stop future egg production. But it does let the goose know who is boss. Plus it relieves stress.

And it just makes everyone feel better to see that stuck up goose who thinks she’s better than everyone get a good whack in her stupid goose face.

In a struggling economy, buy canada goose jacket cheap that’s what people need to see happen to the rich. Call it the “Goose Punch” theory of economics.

Right now, people are depressed. The poor state canada goose of the economy is a good part of the reason, but so is knowing that rich people aren’t suffering. When the rest of us see bad cheap Canada Goose things happen to wealthier folks, our canada goose outlet jackets spirits will be lifted.

And that’s what raising taxes on the rich is for. It’s cheap canada goose not about revenue; it’s just a good punch to their faces so everything seems right in the Canada Goose online world.

Say a rich person expects to have $10 million after taxes. canada goose outlet shop But he checks canada goose black friday sale his finances and has only $9.54 goose outlet canada million because the Bush tax cuts expired. Just think canada goose outlet canada of the sadness and disappointment on his face!

And so, with shouts of “Take that, Richie Rich!” our country’s spirit will be renewed.

Or say a wealthy person plans to fly on his company’s corporate jet. Now imagine his agony when, due to higher taxes, he instead has to fly first class on someone else’s schedule like a schlub. Seeing someone so wealthy in pain will motivate everyone to work harder (unless they were working to build corporate jets, but you have to break a few eggs to inconvenience rich people).

See, that’s what our struggling country needs right canada goose outlet in Canada Goose sale usa now: the suffering of rich people. Seeing their sadness will get canada goose outlet store uk our country back to work, and we’ll have a new economy where canada goose outlet new york city all boats are lifted on a tide made of rich people’s tears.

They’re our golden goose, and a golden goose exists for only two things: to give us golden eggs when we demand them, and to get smacked around when we feel angry about anything. And what’s it going to do? It’s just going to sit there and take it and keep laying our eggs.